Thirteen Things Samantha & Tigger Do That Are Guaranteed to Make Mom and Sometimes Dad Mad!!
1. Jumping up on the counter near the stove when she is cooking. (We just want to make sure she is doing it right.)
2. Trying to eat dinner with Mom, Dad & Gma on top of the dinning room table. (Geez, we are part of the family and families are suppose to eat dinner together. Right?)
3. Tigger trying to help Mom make Dad's lunch at 6 am in the morning. (Boy beans are cranky that early. Especially Mom!)
4. Hacking up hair balls on the new carpet. ( We'll technically the carpet is almost six months old, so it's really not new!)
5. Regurgitating Temptations and then trying to eat them again. (Hey, we don't want to waste them.)
6. Samantha biting Mom's toes in the middle of the night. (I can't help it, it was mean Sammie, not me!!)
7. Walking on Dad's head at 3 am in the morning. (Really dad it was that mean Sammie cat, not me!!)
8. Making Mom chase us around the house when it's time for the dreaded flea treatments. (We know it's good for us, but we hate it anyway.)
9. Jumping up on the computer keyboard, when Mom is trying to type. (Golly, we are just making sure she is writing what we are telling her. Can't have her telling the daily adventures of two perfect cats wrong! You might think we were terrors or something worse.)
10. Chewing shoestrings in half, especially ones that can't be replaced. (How many times do I have to tell you, it was that mean Sammie cat, and not ME!!)
11. Sitting on top of Mom's car. (Dad says we are scratching the paint and we says we are surveying our territory and showing all who is King and Queen!)
12. Ignoring the new toys Mom buys us when she is looking. (We hear her mumble, See if I buy those two spoiled brats anything else, but :wink: :wink: she always does!)
13. This is the one GUARANTEED to make Mom the maddest. Since we are in/out door cats, if we stay out to long, she always comes to check on us and when she can't see us she calls and calls and calls and calls and we don't come. Then when she is really getting testy, she finds us sitting by the front door looking innocent and impatient to go inside. Then she looks down at us and mumbles, I'm going to make you both indoor only cats. (Mom's sure seem to mumble alot and get mad at us. But we can't figure out why, because we are the most perfect cats you would ever want to know! Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!)
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24 comments:
You sound a lot like Scylla & Charybdis.
Scylla is a very bad girl sometimes she gets on top of her Daddy's motorcycle. Right now she is being a good girl and helping me type.
Charybdis has a heart mummer so she has to go to a teaching hospital for some test and possibly surgery. We are very worried about her. I am trying to get her to be an indoor only cat for now, because it is so hot outside she pants dreadfully. But they both love chasing the birds and butterflies outside. They haven't caught any, so that is ok.
There big brother Socks caught a rabbit for them, and that made Mommy very MAD!!!!.
#'s 1 & 2 are reasons why I don't have pets, well do my offspring count as pets?
I have stumbled across so many cat Blogs, that I think I am going to put up a cat tab on my blog and post some of my funny pictures and some of my humorous stories. My two cats although having distinct personalities are too lazy to write their own blogs so I'll just have to make some occasional observations. Look for that next week, since I've got a full plate this week. Happy TT
I've never owned a cat. This gives me a real look into the life of a cat-owner! :) I'm sure your pets give you a lot of reasons to be glad, too! :)
We have a kitten who does many of those same things on your list, LOL.
Your mom and dad should have chairs at the dinner table for you!
Be furry careful going outside you guys! And don't get lost! Watch for hawks! Oh, wait that is just for buns.
Sounds like normal behavior to me. I don't see a problem at all! HeeHee!
We see no prollems wif any of these things. And why does our mom get mad at us waking her up sometimes. Hey, it's 5 am, yoo know yoo hafta get up and feed us and make dad's lunch why are yoo getting grumpy alla sudden. Beans is weerd!
Maybe your Momma needs to take an anger management class, because you guys are just HELPIN' her, you aren't being annoying at all.
Your buddy, Jimmy Joe
I agree with Jimmy Joe, you are just being helpful cats! I do many of those things too. Except for number 13. It is hard to stay out too long when you are on a leash!
Samantha, you're just being a cat. Can't be anything wrong in that.
beans get mad at the smallest things
Sounds like yore Mommy don't like bein snoopervised much. (*whispers* but it sounds like shee needs it hehehe)
Purrrrrrrs,
Sanjee
you are perfect little angels. Your human isn't allowed to get annoyed with you. Do some whapping, that'll sort them out!xx
hehehehe, you sound like you both have gotta lotta CATtitude, and that's a furry good thing to have. I'm just oozin' with CATtitude, too!
Kittyhugs and purrs from MaoMao!
TeeHeeHee!
*giggle*, jumping on the counter! MaoMao and I do that, too, sometimes, when Mom's cooking. We just want to snoopervise! Especially when she's cooking something that has TUNA...
Purrs and snuggles from Marilyn!
I think you both are very reasonable kitties. Your mommy and daddy should NEVER get mad at your good intentions, right???
~Donny and Marie
Ooh those things are really good ideas to get Mom and Dad mad! Hehe, Puddy does quite a few of them, including jumping up on the kitchen bench when I'm trying to cook!
Yep, a lot of those things might make my beans a little testy, too!
Being a bean, I can understand why your Mom and Dad get mad, especially at #13. It's a pretty funny TT, anyway.
Well you are Bad Kitty cat Members, hehe but we don't consider this bad! We consider it special. And normal. And three in the morning top of the head, well, we agree. It's time to GET UP and feed or we would not eat shoe strings and then get sick on the new carpet. Hahaha...
Our Human Gmail-Im'ed you so don't think it's a stalker. We worry about her though, she is a tad off lately.
Purrs and Loves and a great list indeed.
I don't see a problem with any of those things. You're just being helpful.
Earl Grey
Great TT ... Mom says that we are spoiled brats, too. That's the best kind of brats.
DMM
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