Thirteen Things Samantha & Tigger Have To Do Before Mom Gets Home!! 1. Clean up the house! 2. Put all the toys away! 3. Wash all the dishes we used! 4. Clean out the litter box! 5. Eat up all the temptations we spilled on the kitchen floor! 6. Clean up the messes that didn't make the litter box! 7. Thank God, the cleaning lady will vacuum up all the fur! 8. Catch all the lizards and let them out! 9. Make sure all the cats made it home safe! 10. Glue together one of Mom's cat statues that mysteriously got broken! 11. Make her and dad's bed, cause we used it as a trampoline and swung from the ceiling fan. 12. Ignore her, because she left us alone for 9 days!!! 13. But only for a few minutes and then snuggle up with her, let her pet us and pick us up and give us kisses, and purr for her and rub her legs and let her know we really, really really missed her. Oh and we missed Dad, too!
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