Thirteen Things Samantha & Tigger Do That Are Guaranteed to Make Mom and Sometimes Dad Mad!!
1. Jumping up on the counter near the stove when she is cooking. (We just want to make sure she is doing it right.)
2. Trying to eat dinner with Mom, Dad & Gma on top of the dinning room table. (Geez, we are part of the family and families are suppose to eat dinner together. Right?)
3. Tigger trying to help Mom make Dad's lunch at 6 am in the morning. (Boy beans are cranky that early. Especially Mom!)
4. Hacking up hair balls on the new carpet. ( We'll technically the carpet is almost six months old, so it's really not new!)
5. Regurgitating Temptations and then trying to eat them again. (Hey, we don't want to waste them.)
6. Samantha biting Mom's toes in the middle of the night. (I can't help it, it was mean Sammie, not me!!)
7. Walking on Dad's head at 3 am in the morning. (Really dad it was that mean Sammie cat, not me!!)
8. Making Mom chase us around the house when it's time for the dreaded flea treatments. (We know it's good for us, but we hate it anyway.)
9. Jumping up on the computer keyboard, when Mom is trying to type. (Golly, we are just making sure she is writing what we are telling her. Can't have her telling the daily adventures of two perfect cats wrong! You might think we were terrors or something worse.)
10. Chewing shoestrings in half, especially ones that can't be replaced. (How many times do I have to tell you, it was that mean Sammie cat, and not ME!!)
11. Sitting on top of Mom's car. (Dad says we are scratching the paint and we says we are surveying our territory and showing all who is King and Queen!)
12. Ignoring the new toys Mom buys us when she is looking. (We hear her mumble, See if I buy those two spoiled brats anything else, but :wink: :wink: she always does!)
13. This is the one GUARANTEED to make Mom the maddest. Since we are in/out door cats, if we stay out to long, she always comes to check on us and when she can't see us she calls and calls and calls and calls and we don't come. Then when she is really getting testy, she finds us sitting by the front door looking innocent and impatient to go inside. Then she looks down at us and mumbles, I'm going to make you both indoor only cats. (Mom's sure seem to mumble alot and get mad at us. But we can't figure out why, because we are the most perfect cats you would ever want to know! Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!)
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